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Came across a print out of an e-mail a former co-worker sent me over three years ago.

The guy is a goofball, and a good several years my junior. Anyway, we had all kinds of fun joking around for the two or three years we worked together. Many a day I wish his joking were around to counter the otherwise dullness of work.

Anyway, this e-mail had some jokes in it. I responded to them at the time with a snare drum roll and cymbal crash and questioned if he had gotten these at www.oldloungecomedianjokes.com or something.

They were pretty corny.

But a couple were pretty funny too.

Like...

Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

or

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

or

A man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?!" "No, because he's really heavy."

or

Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving you can't have your kayak and heat it too.